Intro: E F#m A B E F#m A x 2
E A E A
It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
A B
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
B E
>From the look on his face to the size of his toes
A B
He comes from a place that nobody knows
Chorus:
C#m E A
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating,
A
Letting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
C#m E A
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
A
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
B C#m E F#
I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
B C#m E F#
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
B C#m E F#
He's been talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky
B C#m E F#
He says they'll come get him, come get him some day
B C#m E
Verse 2:
E A E A
He says that where he's from is called Albertane
A B
There they use more than 10% of the brain
E A E A
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
A B
They run around in underwear and they never shave
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
Am C D
(Spoken Freely)
This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird
For the love of Pete come in!
This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy? Do you copy?
Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color
Solo:
E F#m A B E F#m A
E A E A
You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
A B
The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
E A E A
Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
A B
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane
C#m E A
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
A
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
B C#m E F#
I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee
B C#m E F#
I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
B C#m E F#
I've been talking to Mars, You might think that I'm wacky
B C#m E F#
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today...
