Intro: E F#m A B E F#m A x 2
E A E A
It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
A# C
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
C F
>From the look on his face to the size of his toes
A# C
He comes from a place that nobody knows
Chorus:
Dm F A#
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating,
A#
Letting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Dm F A#
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
A#
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
C Dm F G
I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
C Dm F G
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
C Dm F G
He's been talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky
C Dm F G
He says they'll come get him, come get him some day
C Dm F
Verse 2:
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He says that where he's from is called Albertane
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There they use more than 10% of the brain
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But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
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They run around in underwear and they never shave
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
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(Spoken Freely)
This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird
For the love of Pete come in!
This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy? Do you copy?
Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color
Solo:
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You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
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The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
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Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
A# C
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane
Dm F A#
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
A#
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
C Dm F G
I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee
C Dm F G
I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
C Dm F G
I've been talking to Mars, You might think that I'm wacky
C Dm F G
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today...
